Thursday, August 30, 2007

ANNIE'S SONG (John Denver)

You fill up me senses like a night in a forest
Like the mountains in springtime, like a walk in the rain
Like a storm in the desert, like a sleepy blue ocean
You fill up my senses come fill me again.

Come let me love you, let me give my life to you
Let me drown in your laughter, let me die in your arms
Let me lay down beside you, let me always be with you
Come let me love you, come love me again.

...Let me give my life to you
Come let me love you, come love me again.

You fill up my senses like a night in a forest
Like the mountains in springtime, like a walk in the rain
Like a storm in the desert, like a sleepy blue ocean
You fill up my senses, come fill me again.

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Slipping Through Your Fingers(trickbaby)

Hurrying to catch my comet
No destination shown - I wanna get on it
Taking a day trip from this tragic kingdom
Give myself a small safe taste of freedom

To live forever is my new fascination
Coming back’s my inspiration

A two-way choice. A cynic or believer
Make the wrong decision watch life slipping through your fingers

Worrying about my reputation
How I’m gonna get out this situation
Faith in control of my destiny
Nobody’s gonna get the better of me

Sunday, August 26, 2007

Heyy Baby.........
The tag line goes "All men are not DOGS"... who cares?? I am still a 16 year old kid......!!!
Sajid Khans directorial has made me realize a few very important things...
*Australia is all about sexy thighs,gravity defining clevages,2 piece bikinis and horny men.
*Australian women like to sleep with men who wear teddy bear costumes (ok,where do u get them..!?)
*23 pairs of silky starlet legs and perfect neck lines in a Australian bar is the best way to shoot a music video for a movie..!!
*Dangerous liaisons happen only at posh,high fundoo punjabi weddings.
*3 men in heat can be responsible fathers after being made to do all the baby chores.
*I still have not overcome my adolescent fantasy of long legged,long haired,waxed and blue eyed blonds.
*Vidya balan looks good only in a saree and katrina kaif(sigh sigh sigh...)would have done a better role than her.
*Some kids are soooooooooooooooooo cute that they make even chauvinist pigs like me go mellow mellow and want to hug them.
*Some 100 men can go hysterical at 12 in the morning after seeing sharukh "CHAK-de" khan for 2mins on the big screen.
*AND NOT TO PURCHASE TICKETS FOR YOUR CLASSMATES WHO DO NOT PAY THE MONEY BACK...(ASSHOLES......!!!)P.s.those assholes dont even read this blog...!!!

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Yet another day and yours truely is sitting as usual in front of the PC staring at the smudged finger prints on the 15" monitor.He has been asked to stop using GRE/CAT words in his so called blog.He obliges as is down for the day,and so is
*He has suddenly developed a fetish for the flimsy and kinky pictures on the cover pages of james hadley chase and nick carter books.
*He thinks smileys on yahoo messenger are the next best thing invented after the internet and internet piracy.
*He thinks all spectacled girls are brainless.
*He thinks parachute advanced hair oil makes hair of all girls silky and smooth.
*He still thinks 2 of his classmates are gay.
*He thinks Azhar is the greatest batsman till today to play for india and rahul dravid is a schmuck.
*He continues to watch saregamapa and indian idol knowing very well that his favorite contestant will not win.
*He still hates shekhar on saregamapa.
*He is desperately broke again.
*He is still jobless........
*He is still thinking for a title for this post......!!!!

Thursday, August 16, 2007

Eons seemed to have passed since the last time I traveled to bangalore by train (thanks to the uber-costly and on time buses...!!).Off late,there seems to be a feeling of "EXPRESSED" disdain between me and the humble rattler.Be it the express or the shuttle,each train to banglore had its own cacophony of drills which made the journey more smitten from time time.
Be it the regular government employees or the blind lottery ticket seller,each had its own romance.Who can forget the alluring smell of the "MADDUR VADE" or the mad rush to get the hottest "MASALA DOSE" at the maddur railway station...?? or the ever-smiling face of the "kadale kai" vendor and his soiled yellow shirt...?? The mad hanky throwing by all the uncles to catch the window seat farthest from the toilet.... the beckoning smell of the adolescent fantasy of a beautiful damsel sitting next to me in the train....the hatred towards the people who stood smoking near the foot-boards....the casual talk with the co passengers which in-evitabily turned towards circket....and the awkward smell of the train which seemed to stick to my clothing but which sure was "oh so indian" to me..... Typing this,I vow to take a train to bangalore the next time I go there,but alas...I will surely be TOO BUSY and will take the rickety bus to be Bangalored........!!

Monday, August 13, 2007

Road Trip....

"It is not down in any map; true places never are"

Had been on a small road trip to a place near the back waters of the Krishnaraja Sagar Dam (KRS) . Here are some snaps I took.
Here is where the venugopalswami temple was relocated from the dam which was submerged when the dam was built.T
he magnificent 12th century Venugopalaswamy temple, relocated on the backwaters of Hosakannabadi village is a treat to the eyes. Here are some pics of the old temple which was submerged and the same temple which has been relocated now.This relocation was possible thanks to an enterprising businessman.....!!!

The relocated and renovated Temple VS The Submerged temple

Here are some of the other snaps I clicked............!!!

Monday, August 06, 2007

He said.......

He said he was an optimist who saw a rainbow in every sky.... but he realised being colour blind was more colourfull......
He said “I'm a pessimist because of intelligence, but an optimist because of will” he was a hedonist by being human...

"I failed to match my dreams of perfection. So I rate myself on the basis of my splendid failure to do the impossible." (William Faulkner)

Friday, August 03, 2007

Pet-ER MOORE-s....
Peter Moores, England's coach, believes that stump microphones should be turned down during Tests so players can sledge each other without the audience hearing.
Ok Mr.Moores, agreed that the ENGLISH (ahem...) want more out of cricket and cricketing as compared to the usual fish and chips,the Ascot dresses,those 100 euro hats and the "oh my MOMA could Bat better than him..."s. So, to spice up your diction and the diction of your is a list of incessent chatter your players can indulge during the course of the next test match.

1. Micheal Vaughn to Zaheer...
"My daughter is older than isha sharvani......."

2.Matt prior to dinesh karthik (while karthik is batting)

3.Ian Bell to Sachin
"your bell or mine...!??"

4.Monty to dhoni..
" do u condition your facial and BODILY (read crotch) hair too..!??"

5.Peterson to Sreesanth..
"How is Andre Nel nowadays...!??"

6.Cook to Ganguly..
" People say I am charming.. I used to charm snakes for a living before..."

7. Tremlet to Jaffer (after getting jaffer out one more time )
"Is it your batting or my height that is making the difference...!?? "

8. Collingwood to Laxman..
"are you really going bald or is it because of the selectors PICKING (at) you...??"

9. Sidebottom to R.P.Singh
" FUCK YOU..." (and singh would have thought that it was an appeal...!!)

10. Finally..Mr.MOORES himself to our very YOUNG and energetic team manager ( I forgot his name btw....!!)
" Is it the english summer or do u really suffer from anorexia..!?? "

I am sooooooo jobless that i have started blogging on people whose names i cant comprehend or pronounce or spell....!! (and also i was not allowed to write yet another company on campus.... :P)