SAREGAMAPA challenge 2007....sangeet ka pratham vishwa yudh....!!!
The show which has given innumerable voices to the film industry before has this time come with something called the WORLD CUP OF SANGEET.....(our fantasy of the worldcup has surpassed cricket and is right now into music thanks to our well sponsered cricketers..!!)
Agreed that the singers are damn good and are from different parts of the globe.Agreed that listening to some of them we are taken to a completely different world all together.Accepted that the girls in the show are CHIC to say the least,and Mussarat Abbas,Raja Hassan and Amanat Ali are my favorites. BUT.....BUT......what about our esteemed GURUS......the EGOISTICAL SKEPTICAL CYNICAL MISOGYNISTIC JUDGES...!??(synonyms for egoist was got from thesaurus.com :P)
Judge 1. ISAMIL DARBAR ji
Hmm......did you find the connection between these two pictures..?? Yes it is true....!! Droopy the dog and Mr.Darbar were long lost brothers of foster fathers ho were lost in the kumbh mela 20 years ago and were reunited when they saw each other in the Gynecology Section of K.R.Hospital when both had been there to be tested for a problem with their respective Prostrates.....!!!
Judge 2. Himesh Bhaaaaaaaai.....
"Where there is faith....there is no fear...." Ever Missed the CONSTIPATED LOOK of Himesh Bhaaaaaaaaai...!?? There is an ample show of waxed chest, The CONSTIPATED LOOK and his male clevage in this show....and also his OUTBURSTS in chaste english against the other GURUS....
Judge 3. BAPPI DA
Would you like to see a oversized Bean bag decorated with all of Gulf's gold.....!?? Here it is.....the ever YELLOW Bappi Lahari.......!! He forms the missing DA in saregamapa.........!!!
Judge 4. Vishal and Shekhar
The most CIVILIZED of the lot, this pair is value for money. BUT...Vishal is partially deaf and can hear only through his right ear...(see the pic....observe the headphone...!!) and is a big loafer who knows the art of whistling....
The Mr.CUTE (sigh...sigh....sigh...and another sigh...) of the lot...Shekhar is now the crush of a million desperate...foolish immature college going girls.
Last but not the least...how can we forget MR.ADITYA NARYAN himself.....THE HOST..!!!??
The THE HUNK...(read SKUNK) of the show....With his idiotic and over the size sunglasses...to the 2 stands of hair he has painted on his chin...this GUY has managed to get kissed by a girl on the show...(sigh...sigh....sigh...sigh...and another sigh..!!) and is considered the next STAR according to HIMESH BHAAIIIII....
Finally...I am soooooo jobless that I have started to blog about Tv shows too...!!
Sunday, July 29, 2007
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4 comments:
nice post once again! although ur comments abt vishal and shekar werent very nice!
if u can sit and comment on the girls of the show being cute, why cant we comment abt vishal and shekar! nuthin immature abt tht!
funny pic and descriptionm of bappi lahiri! tht was my favorite..
keep blogging! whether shows or noodles, ur blog is always nice to read)
good work again boss !!!...but this time you've gone a bit over board (as if u hadnt in your previous blogs!!!) on a few occasions... But as always no one can stop the critic in you !!!...But poor Ismail Darbar..Only the physical characteristics match wit droopy n nothin else!!..Of all the lot i feel Bappi Da is the biggest bugger who just doesnt want to give points to those young singers!!!...He acts as if he's removing one of those gold chains around his neck!!!..Think you should have added something more on that!!!
But anyway great work...
Cheers !!!
please count the number of times adi says
"jaari rahega maha sangram lekin pehle ek yuddh viram"
tat is the only line which that next gen star knows...
as far as the waxed guy is concerned hell man he is a cow!always chewing the cud!!!!!!
yo varun........i missed that line to mention...!!
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