Thursday, July 05, 2007

BAN THIS.....!!!



For people who don't know what noodles is, read this.
Agreed that instant NOODLES is the greatest invention of the century for many people living alone all over the world. Agreed that even though you might hate it....absolutely loathe the sickening smell of it..or its greasy mass.....every Indian born after 1980 will have had it to fill his or her belly once or twice.For most Indians MAGGI is the only form of noodles we know and consume(much to the distaste of adults..!!) BUT....NESTLE SHOULD NOT TAKE ADVANTAGE OF EMPTY TEENAGE/MID 20's BELLYS.........!!!
Their latest offering....MAGGI DAL ATTA NOODLES.........(Y-U-C-K). Circumcise the person who had the idea of mixing SAMBAR(as in idly-sambar) with noodles.....!!!The inventor of this DISH must have been sodomized in his childhood in a flour mill in remote south china which must have been producing sambar powder.....!!He has taken all his wrath on poor souls like me.....!!! The thought of noodles smelling of sambar is soooooooooooo disgusting that it makes you puke and drink it down...!! It tastes like VATSHAMIGE(a sort of desi noodles) mixed with century old sambar powder topped with foul smelling rotten dal....!!! It looks like a century old dinosaur dropping which has been garnished with a few lentils......P-A-T-H-E-T-I-C....!! Nestle's idea of CHINO-CHENNIAO cuisine is blatantly disastrous and un-digestable.Readers(if any) please dont waste your money on this blasphemy.....!!!

9 comments:

Varun said...

looks like u have vexed ur muscle at cookin?
hmmm!
after all the description, i think i will never dare touch tat noodles![:)]
shaavige uppit seems to be 100 times bettr eh?

Unknown said...

shavige uppit is 1000000000 times better....!!!!

Samyuktha said...

ninage thindu jaasthi ayithu...go live by urself and everything will taste good! i honestlu thought atta noodles was good:)

Unknown said...

nin thale....in this whole world u r the only person to like that...!!

Nithin Kumar Padavu said...
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Nithin Kumar Padavu said...

I swear the Indian noodles if much better than this shit. I totally agree with you..

piyu said...

Dal noodles!! tell me about it! So totally agree with you..Considering I am the kinds who isn't fussy with food , I still am very apprehensive about opening a pack of dal noodles! Though I like the rest of them.. even mania isn't great ,you know!
But will this opinion change if I happen to survive alone..I aint so sure;)

Unknown said...

ha ha....there are still 3 packs of that stuff...come to my place to have a BON APITITE....!!!

Anonymous said...

nama hostel le iro ella halka nan maklege eee blo oododu compulsory maad beku...