10 things a man/would be man realises after remaining unshaven for 4 months......
# He suddenly feels important as everyone tells him to have a shave....
# Everyone stares at him for a minute longer than they should which makes him wonder whether he is unzipped or not...
# His people think that some girl has ditched him...
# A girl from another country comes forward to sponsor him for his shave after looking at his pic on orkut...!!(the girl knows who she is...!!)
#His 5 year old cousin thinks that he is older than her father...
#If he wears a cap,people brand him as HIMESH RESHAMIYA and ask wether even he has his chest waxed as Himesh and whether he will show his MALE CLEVAGE in future...!!!
#He is asked whether he is related to KAFEEL AHAMED after the Glasgow bombings...
#The invigilator in a exam hall looks at the picture in the hall ticket and him 3 times before putting his signature on the exam booklet......
# The topic of conversation on the dining table invariably turns to his beard everytime he sits down to eat...
#He is thinking of starting a community on orkut which goes as "A community against atrocities against bearded men and a fight against branding them as DEVDAS......!!"
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
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Hmmm....Wat kaundi says is damm true...but its not a bad thing to do..i.e grow a beard...believe me, even if someone like me remains unshaven for a couple of weeks all such questions crop up from no where !!!!
"Beards in olden times, were the emblems of wisdom and piety" said the great English,Macaulay..
looks like kaundi is emulating the likes of all great men!
PS-If we go by the beard which kaundi dons as of now he is already a Geinus with cauldrons of wisdom!
@varun..
PINDA.... :P
hahaa...tht was the bestest post on ur blog! after all tht though, will u please shave?!!
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