SAREGAMAPA challenge 2007....sangeet ka pratham vishwa yudh....!!!
The show which has given innumerable voices to the film industry before has this time come with something called the WORLD CUP OF SANGEET.....(our fantasy of the worldcup has surpassed cricket and is right now into music thanks to our well sponsered cricketers..!!)
Agreed that the singers are damn good and are from different parts of the globe.Agreed that listening to some of them we are taken to a completely different world all together.Accepted that the girls in the show are CHIC to say the least,and Mussarat Abbas,Raja Hassan and Amanat Ali are my favorites. BUT.....BUT......what about our esteemed GURUS......the EGOISTICAL SKEPTICAL CYNICAL MISOGYNISTIC JUDGES...!??(synonyms for egoist was got from thesaurus.com :P)

Judge 1. ISAMIL DARBAR ji













Hmm......did you find the connection between these two pictures..?? Yes it is true....!! Droopy the dog and Mr.Darbar were long lost brothers of foster fathers ho were lost in the kumbh mela 20 years ago and were reunited when they saw each other in the Gynecology Section of K.R.Hospital when both had been there to be tested for a problem with their respective Prostrates.....!!!

Judge 2. Himesh Bhaaaaaaaai.....












"Where there is faith....there is no fear...." Ever Missed the CONSTIPATED LOOK of Himesh Bhaaaaaaaaai...!?? There is an ample show of waxed chest, The CONSTIPATED LOOK and his male clevage in this show....and also his OUTBURSTS in chaste english against the other GURUS....

Judge 3. BAPPI DA


Would you like to see a oversized Bean bag decorated with all of Gulf's gold.....!?? Here it is.....the ever YELLOW Bappi Lahari.......!! He forms the missing DA in saregamapa.........!!!

Judge 4. Vishal and Shekhar


The most CIVILIZED of the lot, this pair is value for money. BUT...Vishal is partially deaf and can hear only through his right ear...(see the pic....observe the headphone...!!) and is a big loafer who knows the art of whistling....
The Mr.CUTE (sigh...sigh....sigh...and another sigh...) of the lot...Shekhar is now the crush of a million desperate...foolish immature college going girls.

Last but not the least...how can we forget MR.ADITYA NARYAN himself.....THE HOST..!!!??

The THE HUNK...(read SKUNK) of the show....With his idiotic and over the size sunglasses...to the 2 stands of hair he has painted on his chin...this GUY has managed to get kissed by a girl on the show...(sigh...sigh....sigh...sigh...and another sigh..!!) and is considered the next STAR according to HIMESH BHAAIIIII....
Finally...I am soooooo jobless that I have started to blog about Tv shows too...!!

10 things a man/would be man realises after remaining unshaven for 4 months......

# He suddenly feels important as everyone tells him to have a shave....

# Everyone stares at him for a minute longer than they should which makes him wonder whether he is unzipped or not...

# His people think that some girl has ditched him...

# A girl from another country comes forward to sponsor him for his shave after looking at his pic on orkut...!!(the girl knows who she is...!!)

#His 5 year old cousin thinks that he is older than her father...

#If he wears a cap,people brand him as HIMESH RESHAMIYA and ask wether even he has his chest waxed as Himesh and whether he will show his MALE CLEVAGE in future...!!!

#He is asked whether he is related to KAFEEL AHAMED after the Glasgow bombings...

#The invigilator in a exam hall looks at the picture in the hall ticket and him 3 times before putting his signature on the exam booklet......

# The topic of conversation on the dining table invariably turns to his beard everytime he sits down to eat...

#He is thinking of starting a community on orkut which goes as "A community against atrocities against bearded men and a fight against branding them as DEVDAS......!!"

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"i missed you"
There was a pause.Then Tariq turned to her with a half grinning,half grimacing look of distaste,"what is the matter with you?"
How many times had she,Hasina and Giti said those same three words to each other,Laila wondered,said it without hesitation,after only two or three days of not seeing each other? "I missed you,Hasina.Oh,I missed you too."In Tariq's grimace,Laila learned that boys differ from girls in this regard.They didn't make a show of friendship.They felt no urge,no need,for this sort of talk.Laila imagined it had been this way for her brothers too.Boys,Laila came to see,treated friendship the way they treated the sun:its existence undisputed;its radiance best enjoyed,not beheld directly.
"i was trying to annoy you," she said.
he gave her a sidelong glance."It worked".
But she thought his grimace softened.And she thought that maybe the sunburn on his cheeks deepened momentarily.
(This is an excerpt from the book " A 1000 Splendid Suns". Hope the READERS read it..!!)

Hmm............

Some of the most beautiful things in this world...are often lost in translation...
GHAZAL is described in Arabic as "a conversation with a woman...".....It took me a long time to understand what a ghazal was.....because it took me a long time to know who the woman was.....!!!

BAN THIS.....!!!



For people who don't know what noodles is, read this.
Agreed that instant NOODLES is the greatest invention of the century for many people living alone all over the world. Agreed that even though you might hate it....absolutely loathe the sickening smell of it..or its greasy mass.....every Indian born after 1980 will have had it to fill his or her belly once or twice.For most Indians MAGGI is the only form of noodles we know and consume(much to the distaste of adults..!!) BUT....NESTLE SHOULD NOT TAKE ADVANTAGE OF EMPTY TEENAGE/MID 20's BELLYS.........!!!
Their latest offering....MAGGI DAL ATTA NOODLES.........(Y-U-C-K). Circumcise the person who had the idea of mixing SAMBAR(as in idly-sambar) with noodles.....!!!The inventor of this DISH must have been sodomized in his childhood in a flour mill in remote south china which must have been producing sambar powder.....!!He has taken all his wrath on poor souls like me.....!!! The thought of noodles smelling of sambar is soooooooooooo disgusting that it makes you puke and drink it down...!! It tastes like VATSHAMIGE(a sort of desi noodles) mixed with century old sambar powder topped with foul smelling rotten dal....!!! It looks like a century old dinosaur dropping which has been garnished with a few lentils......P-A-T-H-E-T-I-C....!! Nestle's idea of CHINO-CHENNIAO cuisine is blatantly disastrous and un-digestable.Readers(if any) please dont waste your money on this blasphemy.....!!!