Tuesday, September 02, 2008

Not At all ON....!!!
Me and 12 year old brother india are watching a decent enough song on Mtv. There is tickr which always scrolls on the bottom of the screen and carries spoofs of popular hindi movies.Today it was about the movie "ROCK ON". It said,

Q."What will the porno version of ROCK ON be called?"

A."HARD ON" :)

thats what appeared and 12 yr old brother india asks me what "HARD ON" means...!!!!!
Believe me when i say ive explained more deeper anatomical things to girls of my age and some times of boys of my age too. But...this was...i donno....I was in-explainable to my own brother...!!! Thankfully the next scroll was

Q."If the movie was about a girl band, what would it be called?"

A. "FROCK ON"

Reading this 12 yr old brother india and me laughed "HA HA HA" and hopefully he forgot about the HARD ON stuff....!!!!

P.S Sadhya he did not ask me what porno meant...!!!

P.S.2 what am i gonna answer the next time if he asks me something as deeply, broadly and HARD-ly anatomical as this..!?!? please help..thumba thanks..!!!

6 comments:

Varun said...

Answer again is online Job Forums! Dont be at home watching tv!!!!

Anonymous said...

show him decent PORNO stuff.. i think he's big enuff to teach u...

Iceman said...

Is this a joke?
I can't believe that after having a brother like you he still doesn't know what porno and stuff means.

Anonymous said...

Didnt he ask u abt porn yet?? And please...for all u knw he might have been testing ur knowledge with the hard on question :P

nehasaraswt said...

ha ha ha ... i remember sometime back my 5 year old niece asking me whats a condom... with wide eyes and a starnge expression telling me that she knows its somthing to do wid guys still she wish to know... i was stumped... could only say "even i am unaware of such thing... may be some guys stuff...and ran away from the scene..."

Anonymous said...

Tell him the truth..as hard as it is :P