Friday, September 26, 2008

My observations on the opposite sex in the big city corporate world...
It has been more than a week since ive been in the corporate world of the big city. Since sitting on my ass for 8hrs straight and doing nothing did not feel exciting enough, i thought of analyzing all the "items" of the opposite sex very inconspicuously and i came up with this.....

1.The Bigger city girl who has moved into the Big city.

This girl forms the upper echelon of the "item" strata. Normally you would associate this girl with those high end pubs in the big city and in whose hands there are always 5 things-
Purse,a flashy cellphone,her ID,a pack of imported/supposedly less harmful cigerattes and a extremely costly but stylish lighter.
It is this girl who garners the most attention in office/the food court, always wears the tightest pants and who always looks like she has walked out of a 2nd hand fashion magazine

2. The born and bought up in the big city girl who wants to be like the bigger city girl.

This girl is one of ur quintessential waanabess. Her pant gets tighter every day, her skirts get shorter everyday and her accent gets more "yankeed" everyday.This girl does not hesitate to swipe her card anywhere and everywhere.This girl thinks mall trotting every weekend is the second coolest thing to do after trying to flirt with male co-workers. But all it takes is one look and u come to know she is just another big city girl who attends slimming and aerobic classes to fit into those tight pants and is not very successful in her attempts at attaining size 0.

3.The small city girl who will always remain a small city girl.

She is one of those girls who ur mother will like. Not too jazzy not to dumb, does her work as always and goes straight home. Even though she always wants to be like a big city girl, she is never gonna admit it and will leave no stone un-turned in trying to comment on the big city girl in a very subtle way. This girl also goes mall hopping but only once a month.

4.The small/big city/bigger city girl who has suddenly turned rich (or so she thinks)

She forms the scum of all the "items". She is the girl who has suddenly money on her hands thanks to the high dollar rate in our country. She is one girl who has seen the credit card first and the ATM card next. She is the girl who after 21 yrs has suddenly found out that her father is the most dumbest person on earth cause he did not have a credit card.This girl will buy paper backs only to keep it in her book shelf but never read it. This girl will try and converse in english even though she does not know the difference between chick and chic. She will try to show the world that she has had a string of boy friends while in reality her boss would have been the first male outside the family she would have talked for more than 10 mins to.

5. And finally the big city girl who is so very humble u would doubt her humbleness.
This forms a very minute composition in the big city corporate world. She would have seen the big city in and out, been there done that, but never talked about that. She would have seen the money, them credit cards and those designer labels. She would have frequented the malls and have shopped till her cash ran out but never used her credit card. This girl would have read all the best books and seen the best movies but will never brag about it. She is the best person to have a sensible conversation with. But after the chat, u will always doubt her humbleness and her intellect...!!

Now to which category do u, u and u belong..!? And did i miss out on any category...????

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

give urself a big round of applause for the analysis... good one after a long time :)i wonder at times if u ve really understood a girl so well or u experience these urself??? [:P] henge?????????[:P]

Anonymous said...

Alla..innond category martbidoda?!
A small city girl who's in the big city for 2yrs and gets back to her small city for 4yrs and is again gonna make an entry into the big city without a credit card but with an atm card..?

And 'u,u and u'!
Ninge moore jana hudgeeru gottiroda? :P

Anonymous said...

bakwaas

Varun said...

you have missed out on a small city girl becomes big and then to woo a small city hunk becomes small again, but realises she is neither small nor big?
okay enough of this!
lo magane! kelsa gilsa illva ninge???? yenidu eetara " blatantly" blasphemous post? you male chauvinist piggg!!!

DewdropDream said...

Olle observation kano! You forgot the small town girl who fits into the big city effortlessly and whose humility you doubt :)

Iceman said...

I would prefer Big city girls finding love in being a small city girl...but I guess they escape your notice, which is why they are missing from your analysis!

Anonymous said...

can u plz tell me the size of all the cities..so as to deeply analyse the gals....anyways, y u suddenly showing EXTRA interest in girls?

emlric eroth said...

haha! you typecaster! Having tried this model of classification,many,many times(women are their own enemies!)...there seem to be girls that do not conform to any of the above.
Take me for instance..*tweaks halo,adjusts wings* having lived all over the place, umm..you know the end of that line..

i will save u the BS!! :P
you have keen eyes!
:)

Anonymous said...

What is BS?

Anonymous said...

who is dipu?

silk smitha and disco shanti said...

@anon1
thank u thank u..and i know u belong to category 3..!!
@naanu
neev obbare a category..!!
@anon2
thank u.
@varun KR uncle
I am not a hunk like u to know all that...and a man calling another man a MCP is not so cool..!!
@dewdropakka
u never doubt a small city girls humility u c...!!
@iceman uncle
u find those girls only in mills and boon books...u must know it..!!
@pj..
size is in the eye of the beholder..!!!!
@dipu
i have keen eyes and keener other anatomical parts..!!
@anon3
BS is bull shit
@anon 4
who are u..!??

Anonymous said...

I am # 3....
anyways, nice analysis. You're getting better at this by the day...psychology nalli irabekithu!

DewdropDream said...

Big city people doubt small town girl's humility kano :( en madodu?

silk smitha and disco shanti said...

@dewdropakka
waa....thats y big city ppls are big city ppl only..!!!

Varun said...

Go away Bad man! all girls are reading this, don't call me uncle/uncool
HUnk by the way is mkay with me!

Anusha said...
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Anusha said...

I'd be curious to know how you would classify the guys........

Anonymous said...

big city girl who will always be a big city girl

Big city girl but has the heart-mind of a small city girl

A joker card..fits anywhere

Unknown said...

LoL ...

@anon
U reminded me of an incident where a few classmates of mine asked our HOD - "Sir What is 'BS' you have given/written in our Blue Books


I cannot go near anyone who "tries to be something they are not" eeek!!! (I just laugh @ them)