Friday, February 01, 2008

Movie with the girls.
I was always a sucker for indian movie plots and bollywood 1 liners.always was. Those music videos where a boy and girl meet accidentally in a movie theater, those corner seats joke, those touching-touching of hands while popcorn-eating-from-the-same-packet stuff, i was a sucker for those...i really was, until i went to this only first part second time watchable movie with the girls.
As for the girls, they ranged from 31 to 4...with two 18year olds(who got us the tickets) in between. It being the matnee show and half of bengalooru jobless,(i went to a movie with the girls in bengalooru btw) most kannada anorexic girls and kannada sallu bhai boys were there.I made the most of this and grabbed the seat next to a anorexic girl in pink telling the other girls that it was too hot to sit at the other end.(after all, i turned 21 and am officially ready u c). And i was naive enough not to realise that the girls,(including the 4 year old girl) could read my intentions.FINE...i had nothing to hide...even my hormones have to flow somewhere....!!!
The movie starts. After sometime i realise that the 31yr old girl has placed her 4 yr old girl next to me...fine...i have no problem with that..i like that girl a lot....and i have watched the movie already once....fine.
now to the anorexic girl in pink next to me.Before that i have a question...Y DO ALL THEATERS IN BENGALOORU HAVE EXTRA LARGE SIZED SEATS....!??? i mean the seats are so big that the anorexic girl in pink could squat herself nicely and she did not feel the need to place her hands on the support....!!!!!
Ok fine,i get on with the movie...and then comes the interval...I think this is my moment...the anorexic girl has to go past me to go out somewhere....and then...the 4yr old girls says "nikhil anna...nanage hasive...kurkure thankodu..(nikhil,i am hungry..get me kurkure). Me being the model brother for every other person on earth excluding my own brother, i obediently get up and get her the packet of kurkure. And as soon as i come back, the movie begins. *sigh*
Being the decent boy i am, i sit quietly and continue to watch the movie.After 20mins the theater goes completely blank....i mean completely blank..including the screen.... I MEAN.... ASK FOR A BETTER CHANCE THAN THIS.....!! then all of a sudden the 4yr old girl comes into my arms saying..nikhil anna...hedarke aagthide..(nikhil,i am scared)... and....i watched the rest of the movie sitting 5 inches away from the anorexic girl in pink...!!

*i walk out of the theater and see the anorexic girl in pink and one sallu bhai boy drinking 1 tender coconut with 2 straws in it....talk about movies.....sigh..!!!*

9 comments:

Adam Swift said...

che che...cho chad...Somehow I didnt feel all that moved with u mentioning anorexic so many times...Well.. Reality sucks! There are lots of anorexic women out there... Happy touching! yuck... :P

Nikhil. said...

@adam swift..
raaja....naa ninna ballenu.. i know all ur touching touching incidents in school itself...irali...!!

Adam Swift said...

Eno olle samskrithada maathu byyana antha idde... irli bidu... And anyone who touched you/groped you during school-day evenings wasn't me.. I swear... You were always just a friend.. And I don't see men quite the way you do...I'm really happy you've accepted your true happy(gay)self!

nikhil said...

WTF..........WTF......WTF.....!!??!?

TaChi said...

it happens,shit happens...atleat u did not get stuck with the slim chick..god has his won ways...:)....so what ya try the other theatre..there are tons of movies in town ne...

nikhil said...

@tachi
sigh.......i know...!!

Iceman said...

Che paapa...I think I am going to cry

Anonymous said...

Thats why you should not go touching-touching with anorexic girls like a sex maniac

nikhil said...

ayappa @above anonymous...!!!