Thursday, October 25, 2007

PRO-JEKT (for some reason i like 'K' more than 'C' )
Ok....so i finally made it "officially" into my final year of engineering.Just when i try and relax the final year of my engineered engineering, suddenly some joker in the class comes up with a brain wave of starting a projekt early in this sem itself....!! Ok...you choose 4 people,form a team and search for a project....sounded simple....as i was like the dumb amongst the dumbest blokes in class...i had little choice, so i join a group of 3 highly enlightened,energetic,eccentric,enraged,endangered,enlightened (ok...i dont know any more adjectives starting from E) individuals and the 4 of us start looking for a new projekt.(the one which we were supposed to work on got scrapped thanks to one idiot who gave that idea in the first place...!!). All right,coming to the GROUP as such, 4 people who have absolutely no regard for each other and other people in general, go in search of what SUITS them rather than what they fit into.

The Thinker.
He is like supposed to be the pillar of the group (both physically and physcologicaly).The who gets in the ideas (even before we have a projekt), the MAN who leads from the front, the MAN who is gonna get into IIM-B next year, the MAN who is like the GURU.....the MAN who cant decide upon or agree to a single bloddy thing...!!

The Talker.
He is supposed to be like the FOUNDATION of the group(owing to his immense mass and a pot belly which gives a complex to all unclejis in India).Thanks to him, we go out on the pretext of searching for a projekt and return home eating masala dosas and kachori's.He talks the talk,walks the walk and hogs the hog (it doesn't rhyme,but still...).And he is like the 2nd brainest guy after the thinker in the group.

The Smoker.
He is like the un-official mascot for Goldflake Kings. He is supposed to be a little less dumber than me in academics.Given a chance he will sell a spice SIM card even to our project guide at a discounted rate even though he dosen't have a cell phone.He swings both ways (that is towards the talker and thinker) when it comes to agreeing on something.And he has like flunked the same number of subjects as i have.

The FUC***
He is like the most un-interested,un-involved person in the group.He gives ideas and advice to other people on their projekts even though he lacks one.His ideas are never agreed upon for god knows what reason.He has never met his projekt guide till date.He talks to everyone about the projekt except to his group mates. He is still hasn't got a job and is hopelessly jobless.He is again broke and has exactly 80rs in his purse.He still does not have a projekt, but he can blog about it at 12.30 in the night even though he knows he has to go to all women's college the next day on the pretext of some training he has no idea about.And he still doesn't get more than 10 comments by different people in his blog...!!!
P.S. No individuals,animals or things, living or dead were harmed during the search for a projekt by the 4 individuals.

11 comments:

pj said...

now this FUC*** is on everybodies nerves for a projekt...... though technically brilliant in the dumbest section.... peace bro..!!!!!!

pj said...

sorry the ONLY technically brilliant

Nithin Kumar Padavu said...

If at all the fucker were in the so called CFD(Chakkli frying and designing) department, he would surely have impressed the boss.. There is nothing like technically brilliant. Its just about being brilliant, and this blog itself is enough as proof.

Unknown said...

Peace....the problem with the fucker is that he cant decide on what he wants to do...

sushruth said...

ah! this took a while coming..but good one.apart from minor discrepancies on the whole agreeable.by the way "erra(o)tic" marthbittri

Unknown said...

and what are the DISCREPANCIES...!??

Anonymous said...

yella ok
K yaake???

Unknown said...

yella ok....heasru badlu K yaake..!?

Varun said...

its an overtly hyped post!

The thinker-may/may not go to iimb,he does agree to points if they are logical!!now thats rellative agreed!!!

The talker-he doesnt give a complex to anyone 'cause a iyengari(rbk) is still in race for tat!!(but still its the comparitive and superlative forms of I that are competing so we better shut our mouths)

The smoker-he doesn sway towards both talker and thinker,he is in his own world!which aint wrong!!!!

the fuc***he is a person who hypes things and has the audacity to post a blog claiming that he is is jobless,he is un-interested,un-involved person while every one knows how much he is into things that interest him!!!!Fuc***!!!!!


PS-this is comment#9 and your benchmarked score is nearer!!!!!
the so called thinker doesn't get even a single comment!!!!!!![:(]

Unknown said...

PEACE....out of the 9 comments....3 are mine.......and so is this one...!!!

Iceman said...

11 Happy? :P